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Fry — Sun, 25 Jul 2010 07:45:00 +0000

Storm has passed. Best now? Baked nachos. Time to finally fill my belly. #
One man, one saw, one less tree. #
Looks like I'll be needing to replace my cheap cordless drill. I'm thinking I'll save my pennies for a Li-Ion 18v DeWalt. Thoughts? #
If the best and most memorable part of a movie is the end credits, that is a fail. #
(Stifling. My. Laughter.) RT @leannrose: I made callbacks for Cinderella up in Georgetown! I'm up for a Step-sister. (Still very cool!) #
Trees leaving tomorrow afternoon. Gonna be a pile of firewood leftover for the goodness. #
There's a part of me that really hates doing business on craigslist. #
I'm not okay speculating on the 2012 Presidential election yet. It makes my stomach turn thinking of two years of it. #
Eggs and toast. Best easy meal there is, I say. #
Tonight's experiment will be oven-baked carnitas tostadas with nacho cheese sauce. #
Toots McGee is in town tonight, apparently. #
"Leave my cup alone! I'm just playing!" #
What should I do, eat or sleep? #
There goes another little slice of hope. Now what? #
Time to track down the funny. Can anyone think of anything funny I may have written on my blog in the past couple of years? #
This was the longest shopping trip I have ever taken. #
Also on my "Things to Replace" list: The toaster. #
Anyone on Tmobile or ATT have a leftover Sony Ericsson phone I could pick up off them? #
Still need tree. I left a couple of messages; haven't heard back yet. I'm sure people are busy, but it needs to happen. #
"Daddy, dance!" #
Star Craft II or Civilization V? Decisions, decisions… #
Two more emailed job applications sent off. Crossing fingers on these ones, for sure. #
RT @AlyssaRosenberg: Mahler Time. #
I love watching my kids play on their own. What they do is random, yet completely sensible. #
I love to make it to Comic-Con one of these days. Don't know if I'd dress up, though. Maybe as Henry Jones Sr when I'm a little more gray? #
My daughter feels the need to tap each dish and utensil before putting them back into the drawers. #

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Fry — Sun, 18 Jul 2010 07:45:00 +0000

That does it. I'm joining a polka band out here. Anyone need a clarinet player? http://bit.ly/bFJeSH #
Finally starting to listen to this week's @podmination. Been having trouble downloading and finding time to listen. #
I'm trying out Instapaper, but I haven't had much of a chance to use it yet. #
$5 Pizza! #
So many projects taken on and completed, yet they still managed to open a world of other projects to do. My kids better like shovels. #
My whole house will be doing nap time today, no exceptions. #
My Internet is going wonky on me this day. Don't know why. #
If that black stuff was what I think it was, it's time to go… #
And the girl just whacked the boy right in the face with a Wii controller. #
I kicked my garage's ass this afternoon. It looks like I can actually do stuff AND park cars in there again! #
Nothing like making student loan payments when you haven't actually accomplished anything. #
It's a rainy day and the kids are cooped up together and going at each other. I hate to reward the bad behavior with a movie to sedate them. #
My toddler just burst into tears because I yelled at her to not play with the oven. The tragedy of it all… #
I miss keeping up with the blogosphere. I still want to be a bigger participant in it, but my kids and my backlog of housework slow me down. #
I need a top hat. #
Oy. Racking my brain to find a software bug. #
Oy, the lad is already banking on times to play with the rude neighbor kid. My motivation to find a better gig and better digs. #
My daughter can no longer hear my voice. #
Since 10:55, my children have asked about and for lunch no less than 10 separate times. It is now 11:08. The service here is terrible. #
Whenever an eatery is out of a condiment, you should complain as @DarthVader would. Ex: "I find your lack of sauerkraut disturbing." #
I went through six slices of bread to feed a toddler and a six year old. Taking bets on how fast they ask for seconds. #
RT @JollyAndy: Getting 10 hours of sleep on a Thursday night is awesome. But why didn't the cleaning faerie finish up while I was snoozing? #
Proud moment: My daughter stacked her sandwiches in a pyramid and proclaimed them a triangle. #
This may be the first day my toddler dodges a nap. Guess she's getting ready for school a good month early. Damn. #
I eat more salami each day than any person should. Nay; could. #
Seth MacFarlane was in Tooth Fairy? I don't know if I could watch Family Guy ever again. #
I think more than anything else, I need silence. Pure, simple silence. My brain should be able to repair itself such an environment. #
Huge storms possibly on the way. Kinda worried about my precious redbud… #

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Fry — Sun, 11 Jul 2010 07:45:00 +0000

Here's a last-minute Happy Independence Day tweet! The big moment that started us on the path to where we are today. All the best, everyone! #
Daughter yawns and proclaims, "I'm not tired!" "No honey, we're both just a little bit groggy." "I'M NOT ROGGY!" #
What the heck? Is anyone else having issues with Tweetie on the Mac? #
Still have yet to solve the wifi issue with my 3G on ios4. Can't downgrade either. So still bricked and continually out more and more money. #
Yikes, I have stuff flagged to read and comment on from back in June. Time to burn it all and start fresh? #
I keep waiting for it to rain so I don't need to bother with sprinklers for another week. #
Even Steph/ven on the Colbert Report last night made me happy. #
Picture post is up folks, enjoy! http://www.thefryside.com #
Oy, if I'm going to make carnitas, I'd better get some pork shoulder stat. The goodness needs to start cooking by 10am! #
New Hampshire Passes Law Forcing Old People To Watch Gays Marry http://onion.com/bWC8zg (via @TheOnion) #
Up way too late baking cookies. So it's a worth cause. #
I need to try harder to not snicker when my son suddenly bursts into tears when I win a game. Not being smug, just laughing at his reaction! #
So there was something to do with LeBron James today? Don't actually tell me; I couldn't care less. #

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Fry — Sun, 04 Jul 2010 08:45:00 +0000

(Three frozen chicken breasts + enchilada sauce) / Slow cooker = Dinner shall be served tonight! #
Just heard I missed the Palin appearance at my Alma Mater. Part of me really really wishes I was a part of the protest. #
Mac and cheese from scratch was a complete success! Holy cow good. #
I love Minnesota summers. High today: 73º! #
Okay, only downside to my mac and cheese: slows you down like walking through a lake of molasses. Everybody gets nap time now! #
Aaaand… he's nearly done with training wheels. Then he scraped up his arm a bit. Good day for being a tough kid. #
Hi, I'm actor Troy McClure! You may remember me from… http://bit.ly/9MFcA6 (via @dailysimpsons) – YES! #
I want to own an ice cream shop called Citizen Cone. #
How many times can I step on a rubber ball before finally rolling it out of the room? Five. #
Part of me really wants to make nacho sauce. Another part of me doesn't want to do a goddamn thing. #
I have the house to myself (mostly) tonight and I'm makin' nachos. C'mon down to party town if you want. #
I make some damn fine slop. #
And on to Futurama movies. "I'm sciencing as fast as I can!" #
Rather than be Cinderella's Prince Charming, I'm happier married to Belle of Beauty and the Beast. #
Or similarly, Tarzan and Jane. #
"Its some sort of Dutch wine thats a combination of chocolate and merlot." "That sounds either disgusting or decadent, I don't know which." #
John Oliver on the Daily Show makes me so happy. Maybe it's because I've lived in Reading, but the Britain/America humor duet is beautiful. #
When is "anarchist thanksgiving"? I'm curious, because I want in. #
Still kicking butt at work. 3 Labs expanded and done. #
I. Am. Done. #
Trying some Charlie Brown on the kids. I just can't take any more Barbie movies… #
Three different browsers and I'm still getting the echo effect on the Daily Show. Highly disappointed. #
Still failing to get Wifi up and running on this jailbroken 3G. #
My oak tree is alive!? #
Aw dangit, it's 5. What do I feed my children? #
Leftover enchiladas FTW, my friends. #
My daughter is bullshitting me, telling me to back away from her eaten food because it's "very hot". [And no, I didn't eat it, she did.] #
What would it take to get to a point in my life where I can move to Germany for six months and become completely fluent? #
My cooking skills would have made me an awesome bachelor. #
One kid spills cereal because of "pushing too hard" to fill the spoon, the other likes eating with the bowl as far away as possible. #
I seriously can't remember how we finally got the first kid potty trained. I don't know if I can argue with a toddler about this all summer. #
Wow. Ever wake up from a nap as though you could have kept on sleeping for hours? That's twice now in two days for me. #
If I'm going to live in my kitchen, can it at least not be annoying to work in? #
I think I'm going to buy 10 rubber thimbles for my son to help him stop picking his nails. #
So does Adblock no longer work on Daily Show or Colbert Report anymore? #
Dear Google: Please update your goddamn pictures of Minneapolis. There's this giant ballpark that has been built and stuff… #
For this holiday, I think I need to wrap something in bacon. I'm considering turkey. On a stick perhaps? Suggestions? #

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Fry — Sun, 27 Jun 2010 08:45:00 +0000

Well, I'm ready to pack up and head out, I tell you what. #
I need to stop daydreaming. It's been weird this weekend. Very weird. #
My daughter is on fire with the snottiness this morning… #
Possible Summer project: rain barrels with spigots for running hoses. Of course, I'd have to install some gutters as well… #
Dang. #
It's 4 already? What am I supposed to feed my kids in an hour? #
Not only does my daughter suddenly say 'backwards', but also knows that it is the opposite as 'forward'. #
Now she's shouting, "ELEVENTEEN!" I don't know if she's a genius or just two years old. #
Who's house can I crash to see the Futurama return show? #
I know it's cheap and kinda weak, but for me, Rolling Rock holds a special place in my heart and tastes mighty fine after a long, hard day. #
Star Wars Gentlemen http://tinyurl.com/27axw6r (via @TeamHate) – Very cool! Gotta dig Chewie, I say! #
Hella! More Star Wars! http://bit.ly/bJY8wd #
Dear Facebook: Fuck you. Quit judging me. http://twitpic.com/1zpsd1 #
I'm tired. I'm going to bed. After I switch the laundry over, of course.
Damn chores. #
Working on redsn0w to get all of iOS4 running on this phone. Looks good so far. #
Jailbroken but cannot connect to WiFi. So no software unlock for a bit. #
I wish we had a projector and screen at home. What a proper way to enjoy a movie! #
"I used to be a stuck-up white boy fakin' the funk. Bump that!" #
Tornado warning siren. Time to go out on the porch. (via @kwmurphy) – This right here is one of the big reasons I moved to the midwest! #
Did you know the government pays to keep soap prices low? It's a federal sudsidy. #pun #
Absolute best thing ever: Big brother reading to little sister. He pleaded to read to her, even! #

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Fry — Sun, 20 Jun 2010 08:45:00 +0000

Can't resist liking this at least a little: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epUk3T2Kfno& #
Coping with reality is hard. If you can avoid it, do. Then, of course, get hired by Fox News. #digress #
I got a bad heart. / Homer, if I could give you my heart, I would. / Shut up, Flanders. (via @dailysimpsons) #
What do I do with semi-sick kids on a rainy day? #
Which sounds more appealing: "A Meatball" or "A Meat Ball"? #
About time to head out for part deux of crazy day. #
So many blogs and podcasts to catch up on, and I'm just going to sit with a beer in as much quiet as I can get. #
Good and proper stereo sound can't be beat. #
Why can't I work like this just once a week? #
Never saw this coming: chatting over Instant Messenger with my niece. Quite surreal, I must say. #
Totally back to working the way I wanna. I earned this Friday! #
Anybody out there able to bring me a cold beer? I'll pay for it. #
I say 'graham cracker' like Peter Griffin says 'butt scratcher.' #
Unknown fact about parenthood: you will regret feeding your children. #
I'm blogging and I'm referring to teenagers as kids. Guess I really am a grown-up now. Never saw it coming. #
Writing is easy for me. Why don't I do it more often? #
My week is ending by watching Weird Al videos. I'm okay with that. #
Yup, the Fat music video is still so awesome. Nevermind the song was so well done in the first place. #
My sweet, giant cat needs a home with no other cats or accessible wiring. Today. (sigh) #
Enter to win a $100 gift card from @OfficeMax and @OfficeSupplyGee http://bit.ly/bMPStZ #SupplyJackers #giveaway #
I am so stoked that Fraise has taken over the Smultron project! #
"You really should carry a banner with you all the time in battle. That's just standards." (via @JollyAndy) #

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Fry — Sun, 13 Jun 2010 08:45:00 +0000

Just downloaded a World Cup app. Now I can be bored wherever I go. (via @badbanana) #
"Dad, is it lunchtime?" Clock says 8:59. Then 9:41. Then 10:15. Lunch is served at 10:32. #
win the ultimate $10,000 canon 5d mark ii camera setup for the launch of camera+ for iphone at wwdc http://tinyurl.com/camplus #
I think all went well, except for running around like crazy this afternoon. Now to take the boy to soccer practice. #
My creative side is always in such a conflict with my rational side that says I need a full night's rest to function for work and kids. #
It's Tuesday. Why is my brain thinking it is Thursday? I must have a hell of a week ahead of me. #
New one on me: "Applesauce?" No honey. "Yogurt?" No, no yogurt honey. [pause] "Pizza?" #
My white cheddar nacho sauce kicks ass. Just sayin'. #
Oy, Target needs to get a certain key item back in stock. #
Since everyone else is jumping ship, may I be in charge now please? #
I need more beer and taco truck. And quiet. Just let me huddle up inside my own head. #
Catching up on Monday's Daily Show. Stewart was on fire! #
I can't help but be proud that my daughter thinks that everything I make is "Tacos?" #
Oy, making arrangements to have my son monitored for 90 minutes tomorrow morning is a pain. #
I don't know why I ever get a muffin. I never finish the stupid thing. #
Yes, I'm done for the week, even though I get to spend the weekend trying to organize how I'm going to work this month. #
Egg and cheese sandwiches are a victory. Why have I never thought of them before? #
Just started watching 30 Rock and I'm now in love with Tina Fey. Great. #
In my defense, I'm a sucker for a cute brunette. #
Oh, and I want to be a comedy writer. Anyone need some funny? I can hook you up. #

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Fry — Sun, 06 Jun 2010 08:45:00 +0000

I AM DONE GOING TO MENARDS! Sheesh, 3 times in two days for 20 bucks worth of stuff? #
I cannot believe I'm going to spend my entire goddamn day replacing a broken, expensive sprinkler. About to take a sledge to it. #
Four trips to Menards. Today. And most of the day is shot now. Thanks, previous owner of my house. I blame you. #
How on Earth am I still awake? #
Charred hot dogs: greatest food? Yea or Nay? #
Well, I filled an entire giant disk wallet for our burned movies, just grown-up movies. The kids movies and TV shows each have their own. #
Lego printer video: http://youtu.be/zX09WnGU6ZY (via @ade3) – Ridiculously cool. #
Could my cats stop growling at each other and my directions to my kids stop falling on deaf ears? It'd make my afternoon much better. #
I don't think I can take any more critiques about the consistency of my macaroni and cheese. #
Oh, music nerds, nerd out on this with me. — http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1731941 (via @VirginiaCorbett) #
I really should never move around. I am now sweaty for the last hours of work. #
Why do I feel like watching the original Planet of the Apes right now? #
Ich habe Kopfschmerzen. Glücklich mich. #
My adorable little daughter needs to stop pronouncing 'deck' with an 'i' sound. #

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Fry — Sun, 30 May 2010 08:45:00 +0000

Wow, I have been out of it for days. Makes me wish I worked from home at least part of the week to catch up on that stuff as well as work. #
Student quote: "Why is my life so weird?" #
Wow, something small but nice just happened. What a change of pace. #
I need to stop clicking favorite on tweets I just mean to follow up on later. I forget that it's a communal thing. #
Some people need a blog so they don't feel compelled to talk. #
Dear world: stop typing 'grrr' at things that are irritating. Or saying 'grrr'. Even typing for 'grrl'. End this sad madness now. #
I'd like to work in my yard, but I think someone needs to loan me some energy to do so. #
My to-do list for tonight: eat leftover Italian food, drink red wine from a new glass, and finally view the new Star Trek movie. #
I love where I am and I miss where I'm not. (via @ChelseaLeeCosta) – Ain't that the truth? #

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Fry — Sun, 23 May 2010 08:45:00 +0000

Wrangling two kids with selective hearing loss while feeling nauseous isn't fun. I'll be honest. #
Somehow, someway, I need to get my friends together to watch MST3K's Manos the Hands of Fate. I think I'll make M watch it too. #
Head going to explode in 3… 2… #
Mow lawn, yes/no? I have about 90 minutes before needing to head back out and get childrens. #
Just finished the 3rd season of Mad Men, and for shit's sake, I have to wait how long to see what happens!? #
Not a good way to start work. #
If you want good tech support, don't wait for them in their room in the dark. #
Stop using "word process" as a verb, people. Just say "type". The former makes it sound like you're using a stenograph in a sausage grinder. #
I'm in the recording studio and liking what I'm doing. Definitely having a better half to my day. #
Tonight, I am going to get my mum hooked on Community. What episode shall I start her with? #
Want to save the newspaper industry? Buy every men's room in America its own subscription. #
The worst part of my job? When the favorite part of my job blows up in my face. Good morning to you too, Friday. #
I admit to being in love with Røde microphones. I really want to try out their video mic sometime. #
Sometimes, Facebook games make me snicker a little bit: http://twitpic.com/1pviyp #
Facts are meaningless. You can use facts to prove anything that's remotely true. (via @dailysimpsons) #
My children need to try this day over. #

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Fry — Sun, 16 May 2010 08:45:00 +0000

I'm planning to do Italian meatballs in red sauce in my slow cooker (after initially making the meatballs). Will this not work? #
Can I get a grant for a kitchen renovation? #
NEWSWIRE: Rogue Quantum Physicist Wanted Dead And Alive (via @TheOnion) – Hilarious! #
Anyone looking for an HD camcorder? I'm looking to sell mine that's less than a year old. #
Every five years, I want to disappear to Germany, France, or England, immerse in the language and culture, and come back better than I was. #
Tonight was a total failure. I need a break from my kids, and they need a break from me. #
When asking to borrow a pair of scissors this morning, I asked, 'Could I use your sword?' What the hell is going on inside my head? #
If ever there was a day I needed to escape from work, this is it. I may just find myself a time to slip out, even for five minutes. #
FUCK YOU TARGET.COM! #
Well, Steam is out on Mac, so I think I'll finally have an outlet for needing to kill things. #
What I wouldn't give to have stayed with piano lessons (or started with them much earlier). #
I'm totally blogging. But I'm not. So, shhh! #
I need to find a direct line to all Star Trek Next Generation episodes. #
"I feel bad now, Daddy." – My daughter on time-out. #
She actually meant that I made her feel bad. Punk almost made me feel bad. #
10% of my summer paycheck to the first person who gets me out of my house until after bedtime. #
Watching noobs play Rock Band upsets me. You failed? On Beginner difficulty? On bass? BEGONE (via @YahtzeeCroshaw) #
RT @KenPlume: Short on cash, the Little Mermaid devised a quick money-making plan using her undersea friends… http://yfrog.com/0ghjpmcj #
"Pop Tarts" is a trademark and should not be used to describe generic products such as Taylor Swift or Miley Cyrus. (via @FakeAPStylebook) #
How long will it take my sister to purchase this? http://is.gd/c98e8 #
I made delicious waffles and bacon, and there's nobody awake to enjoy it. #

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Fry — Sun, 09 May 2010 08:45:00 +0000

"Quit stripping at the table." #
"You traded my soul for pogs!?" #
I really shouldn't be hungry right now. What's the deal? #
I like my cookies like I like my men: soft and doughy. #
Enter to win some nice gel ink pens sponsored by @OfficeMax http://bit.ly/czggOk #giveaway @officesupplygee #
Mission Accomplished. Finally. #
Homer J. Simpsons "We are richer for having lost him" #
I'd like it to be known that I like nothing more than to see my wife with her nose in a book. I picked a winner, folks. #
Happy Star Wars Day, everybody! "May the 4th be with you." #
In addition, I declare tomorrow to be "Dark Lord of the 5th Day". Send money. And rebels. (via @darthvader) #
Okay, the donation system on my site apparently incurs fees. Should I tell people to send paper or do bank transfers instead? #
RT @torgospizza "I'm wearing a shirt for Star Wars Day, but George Lucas keeps busting into my room and changing what it says." #
Ever have a totally lame, clutzy fumbling in a room with other people and nobody notices? It's awesome. #
I feel like a dweeby ninja. #
It is forever puzzling that we don't allow for current software updates, yet we implement other systems that fail miserably and constantly. #
Damnit, I got so swept up in Star Wars Day yesterday that I forgot that today is Cinco De Mayo. Time for a margarita on a 55 and windy day. #
I just found a Kit Kat in my desk. My day is finally looking up. #
I couldn't get a single stick out, so I'm having to eat them as a pair. It is very weird and feels wrong. #
Never before have I wished so much that little kids wouldn't get to play soccer. #
Got an almost unfriendly reminder to keep things complicated at work. (sigh). #
Sweet! @OfficeTrooper is now following me, and you should follow him. in reply to OfficeTrooper #
RT @mattyglesias: Merkel is lucky that the bar for "worst German leader ever" is really high. (via @asymmetricinfo) #
I think if the Liberal-Democrats join the Conservatives to form a government, nobody in Real America will understand anything about Britain. #
Conservative-Liberal-Democrat government. And Obama will be on great terms with the UK. Tea Partiers, get ready to have your minds blown. #
My toddler is laughing and screaming her butt off at the movie Horton Hears a Who. #
I'm catching up on blogs, and holy cow do I now really want some good Mexican food. Clara, where are you when I need you?? #
"Shoplifting is a victimless crime, like punchin' someone in the dark!" #
A part of me really, really wants to try to make hot wings. #
I'm up for playing Ultimate Frizbee. Who's with me? #
One of life's greatest little pleasures: donning pants straight from the dryer. #
http://yfrog.us/49z7ez #

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Fry — Sun, 02 May 2010 08:45:00 +0000

We're off to see the doctor, the wonderful doctor of ours… #
Anyone have a favorite Firefox plugin that allows you to default mailto: for web-based Hotmail? #
Nice! I think I'm still aiming for this one: http://www.tuaw.com/2010/03/23/eye-fi-pro-x2-cards-have-arrived-and-you-probably-want-one/ #
http://post.ly/dd1F (via @judalicious) – It's cake! What on Earth would make a person turn down ca–- Oh my God… #
Dang, I'm trying the Office 2011 beta but I can't connect to my work email. Outlook was what I was most looking forward to! #
Every time I read about Arizona, I keep hearing Moe from Simpsons yelling, "Immigants!? I knew it was them!" #
This day is not about to end, is it? #
Looks like I need to catch up on Flight of the Conchords again. #
http://is.gd/bNbr6 #
These pretzels are making me thirsty. #
It just now dawned on me that I graduated college and got married in the same year. How crazy was I? #
"Yes honey, that's a woodpecker." (pause) "Pecker?" #
I use the word 'just' too often in my writing. #
What a crappy day. #
Can we stop referring to Sarah Palin as Governor or Former Governor? That's like referring to me as a Pizza Hut Employee for half a summer. #
I'm full of ill-feelings and self-loathing. Time to go out and get lunch. Taco Bell or Chipotle? #
Nothing like watching creepy French cartoons at work. Nothing. #
I think I have the PayPal Donation button on The Fry Side up and running. Anyone want to test it out for me? http://www.thefryside.com #
Community makes me happy. Yet to disappoint. #
"Good Lord! What is happening in there?" "Aurora Borealis." #
"Do you find something comical about my appearance when I'm driving my automobile?" #
I dig Flow as my ftp program. Macheist rules, once again. #
Costco at 11 o'clock on a Saturday. What the fuck was I thinking? #
The name of Groundskeeper Willie's tractor: "Dutchess" #

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Fry — Sun, 25 Apr 2010 08:45:00 +0000

Can we please stop singing God Bless America during the 7th Inning Stretch? We know where the hell we are and what side we fight for. #
Back to reality after a crazy weekend, and my kitchen is a stinkin' mess. #
And have I mentioned before how I hate having my back to the rest of the lab? It may be a day for rearranging… #
If I hear one more bullshit "Why?" out of my kids' mouths, I'm walking. #
Rocking the Sudafed again this morning. #
Woo! On the phone dealing with health insurance claims. At least they really are friendly and helpful in piecing together why I was billed. #
Talking to my friend, I'm revisiting my little dream of working at the US Embassy in Berlin. #
What? Two substantive blog posts in two days? Has the world gone crazy!? http://www.thefryside.com #
Whatever is hitting me right now is slowing me way down. I assume it's allergies since things are starting to bloom now. #
After ensuring I got one, I should share how awesome today's Shirt.Woot is. http://shirt.woot.com/ (via @JollyAndy) – I need one too! #
Anyone who doesn't like pizza crusts is insane. Also, skipping the crusts does NOT entitle you to an extra slice. #
Ms. Hepburn in full color. http://twitpic.com/1h49el (via @impossiblecool) – Still so beautiful! #
Goddamn you iTunes and your DRM bullshit. #
Is there an RSS feed out there that just has daily baseball box scores and standings? #
I'm catching up on the Stuff You Should Know podcast, and it's great. #
Crap, I should have taking my Sudafed about 3 hours ago. Now I'm crashing. Lousy cold/allergies/nonsense. #
Quoth: "Dad, my foot isn't on Puma's head!" Internal Thought: Why the hell are you telling me this!? #
I have always wanted to get into radio and/or podcasting. Anyone hiring? #
I just realized my son would probably die laughing if he saw the Roadrunner and Wile E. Coyote. #
(sigh) still waiting on the BB 5.12.01 unlock so I can get my loaned iPhone back and sell the damn thing. #
I've been dogging it every day this week, and now the Twins are on to brighten my afternoon. Now they are letting the Indians score a lot. #
Could I please not go hoarse talking to my kids and pets tonight? #
Would anyone want a daily/weekly links dump on The Fry Side? #
I know I've said that I might as week go to work after getting this kids out, but I think today might be an exception. #
I really need to see Get Low. #
http://is.gd/bGPoP Goodnight, everyone. #

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Fry — Sun, 18 Apr 2010 08:45:00 +0000

In case anyone is unaware, I love my wife very much. #
I'm a little annoyed that my awesome little Notify 2 app can't get through at work. Stupid firewall, I just want my email updated! #
I shall never refer to my children as "tweens". #
Twins home opener in their new park is this afternoon and I'm stuck up here without even cable. Local should be broadcasting at least, I say #
"Excuse me while I whip this out." #
"To argue with someone who has renounced the use of reason is like administering medicine to the dead." Thomas Paine. #
Play ball! Outdoor baseball is here, and I can't wait to get out to the park this weekend. #
Maybe I should get a wedding band (finally) so I have something to fiddle with and will stop biting my nails. #
I need to scour local Goodwill stores for old kitchen standards. A cast iron pan and a Dutch oven would be nice. #
Or start pilfering from my grandmothers' cabinets. As well as first-printings of few classic cookbook standards. #
What the hell do I do that makes a computer run hot so often!? #
Finally got reception back to watch Glee. Still don't really care for it. Sue me. #
When I grow up, I'm going to Bovine University! (via @dailysimpsons) #
Do treaties reducing nuclear arms help us reduce defense spending? #
Can't wait to claw myself out of this dark, holy place. #
I really can't find a Mac text editor that I like better than Smultron. #
In high school we called people "Fascist Communists" because at 16, we knew it was an oxymoron. Nowadays, we'd be Tea Partiers. #
I love The Daily Show. #
Sweet, I'm hitting up two Twins games this weekend! #
I'm suddenly feeling down for some Buffalo Wild Wings. Who's with me? #
I want to start baking cookies, but there are children on my kitchen floor. Don't they know what's important? #
About to board the train to the Twins game. Life is as it ought to be. #
Game was great, ballpark was amazing, but the train was late. Opted to carpool back up home. #

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Fry — Sun, 11 Apr 2010 08:45:00 +0000

the free @digg app comes to your iphone! they're giving out a custom colorware ipad each day for 2 weeks to celebrate! http://bit.ly/diggapp #
A chance to win a free iPad, or 1 of 4 iPad games from @AmbrosiaSW! Follow us and RT to win! #Ambrosia
http://bit.ly/ASWiPad #
#1 need for iPad: D&D app where I can buy the books so I don't have to carry 80lbs of hardbacks to game with. TY! (via @feliciaday) – Amen #
If I canceled my Facebook account, would anyone notice? #
The free @digg app comes to your iPhone! To celebrate they're giving out a custom #ipad everyday for 2 weeks! http://bit.ly/diggapp #
the free @digg app is here for iphone! they're giving out 1 tricked #ipad each day for 2 weeks to celebrate! http://bit.ly/diggapp #
When I was in Jr High ('96-97), I had a hard time telling between Newt Gingrich and Rush Limbaugh. I still do. #
I'm finally putting things back up on my blog. I really need to start kicking butt with this if I'm going to work as a writer/blogger. #
My son just discovered Google Earth. Good times are going to start rolling in! #
the free @digg app comes to your iphone! to celebrate they're giving out 1 custom #ipad each day for 2 weeks! http://bit.ly/diggapp #
Seriously, where the hell did I put my Snow Leopard disk!? #
Found it! I was right: buried in a drawer during one of my cleaning/organizing frenzies. Yup, in a drawer with no other disks. Moi = Genius. #
I think I just may be up and running on the replacement compy. Now I just wish I could keep it… #
Stupid brain. Why in God's name do I remember the melody to that crappy "Tom and Jerry Kids" cartoon from the early 90s? #
I have some greatly overdue kid pictures up. Spring break, WOOO!! http://tr.im/V7zU #
I don't have any beer in the fridge?? This, my friends, is a problem. #
I'm drinking and watching a rerun of Community. Good Friday night, I'd say. #
I make crazy good midnight nachos. That is all. G'night. #
I am really digging on Notify 2 for Mac. It's taking all my willpower to not up and buy the Pro version… #
What to do, what to do? #
Cap'n Crunch's full name is Captain Horatio Magellan Crunch. (via @mental_floss) – Captain Hornblower would be proud. #

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Fry — Sun, 04 Apr 2010 08:45:00 +0000

And the Lord said "On the 7th day thou shall not tweet." And he did not. And it was good. (via @ConanOBrien) #
http://twitpic.com/1bkrx4 – …where every trip has a “happy ending”… (via @alyankovic) – Ha! I laughed heartily at this. #
The free @digg app is here for iPhone! To celebrate they're giving out a custom ColorWare iPad each day for 2 weeks! http://bit.ly/diggapp #
I enjoy lying to children.
What? That shouldn't surprise anyone. #
The free @digg app's here for iPhone! To celebrate they're giving out 1 custom ColorWare iPad everyday for 2 weeks! http://bit.ly/diggapp #
I'm giving Google Chrome for Mac another try. #
So far, I'm liking Chrome's speed. I just miss 1password right now. #
So so so many times I wish I could smack my kid for talking to me as though I was a servant. #
Little sister is 'doing' big brother's hair. Awesomely cute. #
Still love this line from Community: "You're more of a fun vampire. You don't suck blood, you just suck." #
I'm baking cookies with Easter M&Ms. Hella~ #
Happy April Fools' Day! …
Nah, I'm just kidding. Fuck you! #
I think we've reached a full dozen whinings and contradictions this morning. In under an hour of being awake and talking to me. Sheesh. #
One of my favorite things is my mum, Gram, reading to her grandchildren. #
the free @digg app is here for iphone! they're giving out a custom colorware #ipad each day for 2 weeks to celebrate! http://bit.ly/diggapp #
I think it's amazing that movies about dating contain nothing for me to relate to. #
the free @digg app's here for iphone! they're giving out 1 custom #ipad everyday for 2 weeks to celebrate! http://bit.ly/diggapp #

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Fry — Sun, 28 Mar 2010 08:45:00 +0000

Opening a Newcastle using a Guinness bottle opener seems like an insult, but I'm not sure to whom. #
I need to get into a creative industry job. It's a beautiful day outside and I would like to get paid to walk through the park. #
If you are considering adding an image to your email signature, allow me to assist you: don't. #
Looks like the TeamSpeak 3 beta is going to be fun to work with. #
Can today only get better? We'll see! #
Dear MN Dept of Ed: Being licensed to teach woodshop does not qualify a person to teach a technology class. Just so you know. #
I just took some chicken nachos out of the oven. Crazy good. Made the sauce by hand, too. Ich bin der Mann. #
Have you heard the good news? Episode Eight is here! http://jollyandy.com/home/?p=234 Please retweet! (via @PODmination) #
(sigh) Whole lot of work not getting me anywhere right now. Stupid key bindings. #
Wish I could stop yelling tonight. #
It's a good night to subsist on only nachos and beer. #
Mark of being a grownup: I'm sad I missed out on registering for a class on planting shrub roses. #
I think I may finally be enjoying my kitchen. Of course, I still think it desperately needs to be renovated into something good for a family #
It never fails. As soon as I want to listen to anything, some other louder noise arrives. #
Lousy toddler is now too aware of her surroundings, specifically: me when I try to sneak a cookie into my mouth. #
Woot, just applied for the Steam for Mac beta =) #
the free @digg app's here for iphone! to celebrate they're giving out a custom colorware ipad each day for 2 weeks! http://bit.ly/diggapp #
One thing off my craigslist sale down, 3 to go (I should probably post that last one; it would probably increase the odds of selling.) #
I think it's a good night to drink and wallow. Who's with me? #

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Fry — Sun, 21 Mar 2010 08:45:00 +0000

I have "Springtime for Hitler" in my head and have been humming it to myself all morning. BTW, I work in a middle school. #
Oy, I wish I'd gotten up early enough to shave today. #
It's amazing how a good day can just turn on a dime. #
Why does my wife hearing my flatulence from across the house feel like a triumph? #
Really well done slideshow of New York City: http://tr.im/S5h5 #
Sweet, I have Outlook 07 running on my mac. #
I really don't feel up for going to work today. But I may as well since I have to be up and about for the kids anyway. #
My daughter is now 2 years old. The most beautiful 2 year old that has ever existed, ever. #
"To alcohol! The cause of… and solution to… all of life's problems." #stpatricksday #bestsimpsonsquoteofalltime (via @dailysimpsons) #
Quoth: "This music kind of makes me want to get up and groove out." #
I think that when I have nothing left to live for in life, I'm going to just eat butter and sugar whipped together until I die. Delectable! #
http://twitpic.com/198zda It's rib night. A bath is soon to follow. (via @doctorstine) – Booyah! That's how I look on rib night, too! #
First set of birthday girl pictures are up. G'night folks! http://tr.im/Sjxd #
Mark Twain by Edison (1909). http://j.mp/9OVvLS (via @ebertchicago) #
White wine Chateau St Michelle 2008 Riesling. It's almost clear white. Been in the fridge over a week. Crisp, just as I wanted this evening. #
The best stuff is up on my site: videos! http://tr.im/SwhL #
/dies #
There are increasingly obvious reminders that I am dangerously underemployed. #
"Spenduy" #
Ladies and Gentlemen, we are tech support. So when using your computer during meetings, MUTE THE FUCKING SOUND! Jesus, c'mon! #
Steam needs to hurry up and get to OS X so I can shoot things. #
I need a keg of Newcastle and a taco truck burrito delivered right now. #
Finally got the kids settled to watch TV, and not half a second after putting my butt in a chair the cats start fighting. Not. My. Day. #
Why is my computer's fan running? And why doesn't it go to sleep anymore? #
Ideal breakfast: eggs and bagels. #

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Fry — Sun, 14 Mar 2010 09:45:00 +0000

I just bought the Mac Heist bundle. 7 awesome apps worth $260+ for just $19.95 and got 3 sweet bonus apps free! http://bit.ly/heist-it #
Do I see Tweetie hiding in the background of @MacHeist? #
My day was shit until I watched this: http://tr.im/QYcq #
Holy crap, I managed to post something before 9am. #
I love my wife; She puts up with me. #
This is hilarious http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MyGJXLxtVEo (via @SarahKSilverman) – Agreed. Superhero tights FTW! #
Could someone help me remember that I have a 9am dress rehearsal on Saturday with the actual performance at 1pm on Sunday? Thanks! #
At home with a sick toddler today. You'd never know it if you talked to her, though. #
When a Q comes out with an F sound, ducks make funny noises. #
I can't see right now. Is that a bad thing? #
Finally registered Tweetie and am stoked to get version 2 when it comes out. If you people don't buy @MacHeist, you're nuts. #
I have a lot of reading to catch up on and some blogging to do. Being a day and a half out of commission isn't cool. #
Can I haz English teaching lisense? My grammer don't suck. #
Most of my pictures yesterday turned out worthless. Apparently I need to more than half an hour to learn to use a DSLR. #
Looking for a way to at least observe an XP machine using Apple Remote Desktop. #
Girls scream too much. #
It's 8:30 in the morning and I already want a strong drink. That has to be a new record. #
Please don't blame the tech support when your keyboard is sticky. #
On a related note: Sometimes I think the Soup Nazi had a valid management style. #
My sandwich smells a little funky, but I'm already halfway through, so I think I'm just going to keep going. #
I need to finish catching up on Curb Your Enthusiasm so I can get back on the Mad Men train. Mad Men is the only reason I miss cable. #
Man oh man do I want a vacation tonight. #
Whenever I think the word 'enchilada', I hear Newman's voice in my head. #
I need pick get some more Cannonball Adderly. #
And of course, it's after I tweet that I think to double-check the spelling of his name. Cannonball Adderley. Dangit. #
My son cracks up when I do my Jackie Childs impression. #
Damnit, Jackie Chiles. From Seinfeld. How many other names can I butcher tonight? #
I feel like setting all my clocks ahead already to get my kids into bed. #
Oh, and if anyone has any Philip Glass recommendations, I'd love to hear them. #

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Fry — Sun, 07 Mar 2010 09:45:00 +0000

Academic writing: "Let's start back in the 1980's when there were no computers available." I'll just let that sink in. #
I don't know what "Social Loafing" is, but I have a feeling I am a distinguished part of it. #
Anyone want to bring me a power cord? I left mine at home. #
If you own a full-keyboard smartphone, never, ever use idiotic text messaging 'shorthand'. #
Gah! Appleworks, why won't you die!? #
Ole Miss students know how to advertise: http://bit.ly/ccl2oU (via @JollyAndy) – If their campaign succeeds, I will have hope for democracy. #
Mars is bright and beautiful right now. Look when you get the chance. He's in the SE of the sky. #
I like blogging. But I really need to fix my blogroll and actually participate in other blogs' discussions. I'm bad about that. #
Oh and I have to mention that TiVo is ridiculously great. Gonna start recording anything about astronomy for me and the boy. #
I just realized my right hand hurts, then I couldn't help but think of masturbation jokes. Not the act, just the jokes. I. Am. Juvenile. #
Good shit do I hate working in a school once the temperature climbs above 35. #
I don't normally sign into Facebook while at work, but I'm glad I did today: http://tr.im/QpPg #
We've hit 40 degrees. Time to break out the t-shirts and flip-flops! #
Well shit, I spent two days working on instructions for Handbrake that are in fact, 1 step on QuickTime Pro. #
Enchilada sauce makes my tummy happy. #
I woke up with a tremendous pain in my neck. Advil is helping now, but I think I should have held onto my vicodin from getting teeth pulled. #
Ok, I admit it, I like this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BUxP0wzMsT4 (via @mantic59) – Me too, now! #
I have duct tape stuck on the sole of my brand new Converse. Fuck you, world. #
I'm never satisfied with tech (via @jzeller) – Nor is anyone we support, I'm afraid. #
"Daddy, sit down! Sit down right now! One… Two… Sit Down!" #
I got all my Geo. F Trumper stuff in the mail yesterday, but didn't get to use it today. Bummin' #
Right now I'm just waiting for one kid to make the other bleed. #

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Fry — Sun, 28 Feb 2010 09:45:00 +0000

"Whose Pepsi is that" "It's mine, bud." "Oh. I thought you only drank Mountain Dew. Mountain Dew and beer." #
Quoth: "Whose Pepsi is that?" "It's mine, bud." "Oh. I thought you only drank Mountain Dew. Mountain Dew and beer." #
I'm making teriyaki chicken and rice tonight. G'booyah! #
Once again, the company filter is blocking me from music. #
Suddenly thinking about changing my blog's theme. Thoughts? #
Yup, changed the theme. I'm working on bringing the pen back. #
Jeebus, finally got back access to my site via ftp. I'm playing with things in there… #
Sweet, the pen is back, and The Fry Side is back up and running with a simple new theme! #
Quoth: "Shirt! Shirt! Shirt! Shirt! Shirt? (pause) Shirt! Shirt!" My daughter has trouble pronouncing her Rs. #
Catching up on South Park. "Oh God, why don't you sit under a rainbow and write a poem, Kyle." Just grand. #
It's like I walked in the room and got punched in the face. #
Looks like Handbrake is saving the day once again, this time with batch conversion. #
Slowly getting my site back up to where it ought to be. Didn't have time to clean up my blogroll though. Or, y'know, add worthwhile content. #
Yay, just learned a little more Unix, as well as how to bend a Mac to my will… #
Recording your screen and then playing it back in full view is trippy. #
I'll be honest, it's tough to blog with people over your shoulder. #
I just ate five carnitas tacos. Who dares me to eat five more? (They're mini tacos, so it doesn't count as super-over-indulgent.) #
Quoth: "Pockets, Posies, Ashes!" (translation, Do ring around the rosie with me.) #
Ah, I think I hear it now! http://www.macheist.com (via @MacHeist) – I was just thinking about this today!! Please let there be iShowU HD! #
My daughter wants to wear my wristwatch and cook meat. My son calls people Just Gorgeous! What the hell kind of kids am I raising!? #
Me to my toddler: "Stop undermining my efforts to clean this domicile!" … This kid is going to come out weird too. #
Case in point: My daughter is putting magnets on the refrigerator using her mouth. Sigh, at least she's talented. #
Can I go back in time and somehow become fluent in German? #
I'm using iShowU HD and the shortcut to turn on the camera doesn't work. Why? #
Please let my daughter sit and watch TV for 15 minutes while I eat. She needs the rest. #
W00T! Just ordered a Trumper sample pack. Definitely excited about this. #
I LOVE busting kids for playing with Photo Booth. #
http://twitpic.com/15pf4e – Big ol' batch of Jambalaya (via @foodwishes) – Please oh please oh please tell me this is a upcoming recipe! #
"Hmm. Needs more dog." #
Speaking of dogs (I'm looking at pictures of them from @thepioneerwoman), I need a brown dog. Like, big time. #

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Fry — Sun, 21 Feb 2010 09:45:00 +0000

I'm never catering to anyone on craigslist again. They can come to me if they want what I'm selling. #
Does feeding my children need to be a nightmare every single time now? #
Tonight's example, use one word to describe Daddy's food: "Aerodynamic." #
I finally blogged and twittered. It's been a while. #
I've been having trouble coming up with things to write about. Any questions floating around out there that I could answer? #
@jollyandy I listened to your podcast. Glad I managed to dodge a gory bullet Wolfman. M would not have enjoyed it… #
@doctorstine And always twirling, twirling, twirling towards freedom! in reply to doctorstine #
Just watched a bit of Bob Ross to relax and now I'm ready to handle wound-up offspring. #
@JollyAndy Yeah totally, you can just swing by my place on the way and pick me up! in reply to JollyAndy #
@JollyAndy Listening to the third podcast. Audio much better already. Is there a reason to have separate L/R channels for each voice? in reply to JollyAndy #
My headphones rattling? This is why you don't let students use nice things! #
@babyrabies Bah, he just looks like a boy. My son looked like a walking bruise the first four years of his life. in reply to babyrabies #
I really, really hate when people have image files as a part of their email signature. It makes everything sent look falsely important. #
@JollyAndy That vandalism doesn't even make sense. Or am I missing something? in reply to JollyAndy #
Quoth: "Dragons don't even live in Minnesota." #

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Fry — Sun, 14 Feb 2010 09:45:00 +0000

@studioaitken Haha, yup! in reply to studioaitken #
Shitty weather on a rough Monday attempting to ditch the Dew once again requires Charles Mingus. Totally Moanin' right now; Bari Sax FTW! #
@babyrabies LOL, I have said that to myself while dealing my kids a few too many times. And I work around computers… in reply to babyrabies #
"WAAAAHHH!" "What? What is it? Did the cat just touch your toy?" "Ya." #
Wine, thou shalt be mine. #
What the hell? Why am I constantly biting my nails this morning? I'd been doing well for a while… #
Finally caught up with Colbert Report from the 8th. Nailed Palin with plain truth. Satirically, of course. #
I think my daughter is saying "Dagobah." Her favorite Star Wars must be Empire Strike Back too! #
http://twitpic.com/12atap #
@doctorstine Arrested Development. Watch it. NOW! With Rachel, so she can explain the jokes to you. in reply to doctorstine #
Is it right or wrong to down an antacid with a beer? #
I tweet 'beer' an a brewery starts following me within a minute? What about all my wine and tequila endorsements!? #
@babyrabies No you're not. We've skipped baths for the sake of bed many-a times. in reply to babyrabies #
I think I got toner in my nose and that's why I've been sneezing like crazy. #
@JollyAndy Oh yeah, congrats on being my age for the day! in reply to JollyAndy #
I need to replace all the lights in my house with full-spectrum bulbs. Or at least everywhere we take lots of pictures. We all look yellow. #
And I'm suddenly inspired to take more pictures. It's fun. Time to save up for a new camera for M's birthday… #
"I'm going to do something scientific." "Sounds good, go for it, kiddo." "Dad, what does 'scientific' mean?" #
@studioaitken Well, time to go research how to make a noose… in reply to studioaitken #
@valecp Thanks, Val! in reply to valecp #
Did I REALLY just play WoW for 5 f*&cking hours? Damn you Blizzard! Damn u all 2 hell! (via @AdrianneCurry) – Sigh, sometimes I miss that. #
Damnit! People need to stop taking my good headphones. #
@JollyAndy It was a quiet one, but I definitely got full of Chinese food. How was yours, my jolly fellow? in reply to JollyAndy #
Sheesh, I think I may have actually missed doing audio engineering. #
When I don't touch my RSS reader for a day, it gets scary full. #
"Oh. Em. Gee!" "Awesome! That spells awesome!" "OMG does not spell awesome." #
Finally get a night out with the wife, just the two of us, and the movies seem to be a wasteland once again. Any recommendations/avoidances? #

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Fry — Sun, 07 Feb 2010 09:45:00 +0000

@babyrabies Does Español Dora interject English words then? in reply to babyrabies #
RT @queen_emmy: Bipedalism is stupid. #
I'm diggin' on Sharon Jones and the Dap-Kings this morning. #
@rainnwilson How do inner-city shenanigans compare to their rural counterparts? Like when a hollerin' hootenanny devolves into shenanigans? in reply to rainnwilson #
@kwmurphy Want to ascend to Olympus? Then shovel my driveway too! in reply to kwmurphy #
Hey, produce sellers. If you want me to buy your apples again, don't make the stickers a bitch to remove. #
And don't make them taste like shit. Good crap, I rarely spit out food… #
"Parents aren't interested in justice – they want QUIET!" – Bill Cosby #
I need some beer and hot wings flown in and some F-bombs dropped NOW! #
@babyrabies Has he started asking for a kiss and then thanking you afterward? Yeah, this daddy right here is pretty doomed… #
Intro to all boy questions: What's the fastest? What's the strongest? What's the biggest? What's the first? What's the loudest… #
I just ended my last two tweets with ellipses. How coincidental… #
…? #
Oh and "How does [insert animal, vehicle, fantasy creature] fight?" Sometimes fielding these questions is tiring. I made it three years. #
My wife will forever, for some reason, be Stacy's Mom to me. #
RT @ChelseaLeeCosta: I think something good is coming. || Chinese food!?!? #
@JollyAndy Lol, totally wish I could send that out at work! in reply to JollyAndy #
@jzeller W00T! I'm excited for that. Wish I was involved. in reply to jzeller #
I think I've been inspired to not only blog, but podcast as well. What should I talk about? #
RT @rainnwilson: Remember 'compact discs'? || I've got students turning them into wall decorations! #
RT @JollyAndy: Whoa, how did I miss this? Awesome! SIR Patrick Stewart: http://www.manolith.com/2009/12/30/patrick-stewart-knighted/ #
I WILL have a margarita tonight. Once all my chores are done. And the kids are clean. And I do some research. And… and… and… (sigh) #
@leannrose Pansy. in reply to leannrose #
RT @thepioneerwoman: Are Li'l Smokies fattening? || No. Never. And anyone who says they are is lying. #
@judalicious Really? I would think your next move would be bread. in reply to judalicious #
Stop telling me about what's in your email. Don't do it ever again. #
@doctorstine Nah, I just really, really don't give a shit. Nobody could. in reply to doctorstine #
@jzeller What the hell? I still need to get my 20-dollar internet from them! in reply to jzeller #
I think my computer is finally all-out failing. #
@shawnblanc I'm with you there. I'm still waiting for Apple to bump up the pixels on a 13" MBP. in reply to shawnblanc #
"I think I'll call him 'Stampy'." #
That last tweet was in regards to my pouting son. #
I need to stop being sick. This time is pretty damn bad. #
Good for recovery: Arrested Development and tacos. #
@valecp You're the only one who appreciates it. We need to hang out soon. My place, burritos and wine! in reply to valecp #
Sorry if you've been having any issues with this weekend's audio file. I'm trying a new HTML5 plugin. It's working now. #