The Fry Side

• Academic writing: "Let's start back in the 1980's when there were no computers available." I'll just let that sink in. #
• I don't know what "Social Loafing" is, but I have a feeling I am a distinguished part of it. #
• Anyone want to bring me a power cord? I left mine at home. #
• If you own a full-keyboard smartphone, never, ever use idiotic text messaging 'shorthand'. #
• Gah! Appleworks, why won't you die!? #
• Ole Miss students know how to advertise: http://bit.ly/ccl2oU (via @JollyAndy) – If their campaign succeeds, I will have hope for democracy. #
• Mars is bright and beautiful right now. Look when you get the chance. He's in the SE of the sky. #
• I like blogging. But I really need to fix my blogroll and actually participate in other blogs' discussions. I'm bad about that. #
• Oh and I have to mention that TiVo is ridiculously great. Gonna start recording anything about astronomy for me and the boy. #
• I just realized my right hand hurts, then I couldn't help but think of masturbation jokes. Not the act, just the jokes. I. Am. Juvenile. #
• Good shit do I hate working in a school once the temperature climbs above 35. #
• I don't normally sign into Facebook while at work, but I'm glad I did today: http://tr.im/QpPg #
• We've hit 40 degrees. Time to break out the t-shirts and flip-flops! #
• Well shit, I spent two days working on instructions for Handbrake that are in fact, 1 step on QuickTime Pro. #
• Enchilada sauce makes my tummy happy. #
• I woke up with a tremendous pain in my neck. Advil is helping now, but I think I should have held onto my vicodin from getting teeth pulled. #
• Ok, I admit it, I like this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BUxP0wzMsT4 (via @mantic59) – Me too, now! #
• I have duct tape stuck on the sole of my brand new Converse. Fuck you, world. #
• I'm never satisfied with tech (via @jzeller) – Nor is anyone we support, I'm afraid. #
• "Daddy, sit down! Sit down right now! One… Two… Sit Down!" #
• I got all my Geo. F Trumper stuff in the mail yesterday, but didn't get to use it today. Bummin' #
• Right now I'm just waiting for one kid to make the other bleed. #

• "Whose Pepsi is that" "It's mine, bud." "Oh. I thought you only drank Mountain Dew. Mountain Dew and beer." #
• Quoth: "Whose Pepsi is that?" "It's mine, bud." "Oh. I thought you only drank Mountain Dew. Mountain Dew and beer." #
• I'm making teriyaki chicken and rice tonight. G'booyah! #
• Once again, the company filter is blocking me from music. #
• Suddenly thinking about changing my blog's theme. Thoughts? #
• Yup, changed the theme. I'm working on bringing the pen back. #
• Jeebus, finally got back access to my site via ftp. I'm playing with things in there… #
• Sweet, the pen is back, and The Fry Side is back up and running with a simple new theme! #
• Quoth: "Shirt! Shirt! Shirt! Shirt! Shirt? (pause) Shirt! Shirt!" My daughter has trouble pronouncing her Rs. #
• Catching up on South Park. "Oh God, why don't you sit under a rainbow and write a poem, Kyle." Just grand. #
• It's like I walked in the room and got punched in the face. #
• Looks like Handbrake is saving the day once again, this time with batch conversion. #
• Slowly getting my site back up to where it ought to be. Didn't have time to clean up my blogroll though. Or, y'know, add worthwhile content. #
• Yay, just learned a little more Unix, as well as how to bend a Mac to my will… #
• Recording your screen and then playing it back in full view is trippy. #
• I'll be honest, it's tough to blog with people over your shoulder. #
• I just ate five carnitas tacos. Who dares me to eat five more? (They're mini tacos, so it doesn't count as super-over-indulgent.) #
• Quoth: "Pockets, Posies, Ashes!" (translation, Do ring around the rosie with me.) #
• Ah, I think I hear it now! http://www.macheist.com (via @MacHeist) – I was just thinking about this today!! Please let there be iShowU HD! #
• My daughter wants to wear my wristwatch and cook meat. My son calls people Just Gorgeous! What the hell kind of kids am I raising!? #
• Me to my toddler: "Stop undermining my efforts to clean this domicile!" … This kid is going to come out weird too. #
• Case in point: My daughter is putting magnets on the refrigerator using her mouth. Sigh, at least she's talented. #
• Can I go back in time and somehow become fluent in German? #
• I'm using iShowU HD and the shortcut to turn on the camera doesn't work. Why? #
• Please let my daughter sit and watch TV for 15 minutes while I eat. She needs the rest. #
• W00T! Just ordered a Trumper sample pack. Definitely excited about this. #
• I LOVE busting kids for playing with Photo Booth. #
• http://twitpic.com/15pf4e – Big ol' batch of Jambalaya (via @foodwishes) – Please oh please oh please tell me this is a upcoming recipe! #
• "Hmm. Needs more dog." #
• Speaking of dogs (I'm looking at pictures of them from @thepioneerwoman), I need a brown dog. Like, big time. #

• I'm never catering to anyone on craigslist again. They can come to me if they want what I'm selling. #
• Does feeding my children need to be a nightmare every single time now? #
• Tonight's example, use one word to describe Daddy's food: "Aerodynamic." #
• I finally blogged and twittered. It's been a while. #
• I've been having trouble coming up with things to write about. Any questions floating around out there that I could answer? #
• @jollyandy I listened to your podcast. Glad I managed to dodge a gory bullet Wolfman. M would not have enjoyed it… #
• @doctorstine And always twirling, twirling, twirling towards freedom! in reply to doctorstine #
• Just watched a bit of Bob Ross to relax and now I'm ready to handle wound-up offspring. #
• @JollyAndy Yeah totally, you can just swing by my place on the way and pick me up! in reply to JollyAndy #
• @JollyAndy Listening to the third podcast. Audio much better already. Is there a reason to have separate L/R channels for each voice? in reply to JollyAndy #
• My headphones rattling? This is why you don't let students use nice things! #
• @babyrabies Bah, he just looks like a boy. My son looked like a walking bruise the first four years of his life. in reply to babyrabies #
• I really, really hate when people have image files as a part of their email signature. It makes everything sent look falsely important. #
• @JollyAndy That vandalism doesn't even make sense. Or am I missing something? in reply to JollyAndy #
• Quoth: "Dragons don't even live in Minnesota." #

• @studioaitken Haha, yup! in reply to studioaitken #
• Shitty weather on a rough Monday attempting to ditch the Dew once again requires Charles Mingus. Totally Moanin' right now; Bari Sax FTW! #
• @babyrabies LOL, I have said that to myself while dealing my kids a few too many times. And I work around computers… in reply to babyrabies #
• "WAAAAHHH!" "What? What is it? Did the cat just touch your toy?" "Ya." #
• Wine, thou shalt be mine. #
• What the hell? Why am I constantly biting my nails this morning? I'd been doing well for a while… #
• Finally caught up with Colbert Report from the 8th. Nailed Palin with plain truth. Satirically, of course. #
• I think my daughter is saying "Dagobah." Her favorite Star Wars must be Empire Strike Back too! #
• http://twitpic.com/12atap #
• @doctorstine Arrested Development. Watch it. NOW! With Rachel, so she can explain the jokes to you. in reply to doctorstine #
• Is it right or wrong to down an antacid with a beer? #
• I tweet 'beer' an a brewery starts following me within a minute? What about all my wine and tequila endorsements!? #
• @babyrabies No you're not. We've skipped baths for the sake of bed many-a times. in reply to babyrabies #
• I think I got toner in my nose and that's why I've been sneezing like crazy. #
• @JollyAndy Oh yeah, congrats on being my age for the day! in reply to JollyAndy #
• I need to replace all the lights in my house with full-spectrum bulbs. Or at least everywhere we take lots of pictures. We all look yellow. #
• And I'm suddenly inspired to take more pictures. It's fun. Time to save up for a new camera for M's birthday… #
• "I'm going to do something scientific." "Sounds good, go for it, kiddo." <pause> "Dad, what does 'scientific' mean?" #
• @studioaitken Well, time to go research how to make a noose… in reply to studioaitken #
• @valecp Thanks, Val! in reply to valecp #
• Did I REALLY just play WoW for 5 f*&cking hours? Damn you Blizzard! Damn u all 2 hell! (via @AdrianneCurry) – Sigh, sometimes I miss that. #
• Damnit! People need to stop taking my good headphones. #
• @JollyAndy It was a quiet one, but I definitely got full of Chinese food. How was yours, my jolly fellow? in reply to JollyAndy #
• Sheesh, I think I may have actually missed doing audio engineering. #
• When I don't touch my RSS reader for a day, it gets scary full. #
• "Oh. Em. Gee!" "Awesome! That spells awesome!" "OMG does not spell awesome." #
• Finally get a night out with the wife, just the two of us, and the movies seem to be a wasteland once again. Any recommendations/avoidances? #

• @babyrabies Does Español Dora interject English words then? in reply to babyrabies #
• RT @queen_emmy: Bipedalism is stupid. #
• I'm diggin' on Sharon Jones and the Dap-Kings this morning. #
• @rainnwilson How do inner-city shenanigans compare to their rural counterparts? Like when a hollerin' hootenanny devolves into shenanigans? in reply to rainnwilson #
• @kwmurphy Want to ascend to Olympus? Then shovel my driveway too! in reply to kwmurphy #
• Hey, produce sellers. If you want me to buy your apples again, don't make the stickers a bitch to remove. #
• And don't make them taste like shit. Good crap, I rarely spit out food… #
• "Parents aren't interested in justice – they want QUIET!" – Bill Cosby #
• I need some beer and hot wings flown in and some F-bombs dropped NOW! #
• @babyrabies Has he started asking for a kiss and then thanking you afterward? Yeah, this daddy right here is pretty doomed… #
• Intro to all boy questions: What's the fastest? What's the strongest? What's the biggest? What's the first? What's the loudest… #
• I just ended my last two tweets with ellipses. How coincidental… #
• …? #
• Oh and "How does [insert animal, vehicle, fantasy creature] fight?" Sometimes fielding these questions is tiring. I made it three years. #
• My wife will forever, for some reason, be Stacy's Mom to me. #
• RT @ChelseaLeeCosta: I think something good is coming. || Chinese food!?!? #
• @JollyAndy Lol, totally wish I could send that out at work! in reply to JollyAndy #
• @jzeller W00T! I'm excited for that. Wish I was involved. in reply to jzeller #
• I think I've been inspired to not only blog, but podcast as well. What should I talk about? #
• RT @rainnwilson: Remember 'compact discs'? || I've got students turning them into wall decorations! #
• RT @JollyAndy: Whoa, how did I miss this? Awesome! SIR Patrick Stewart: http://www.manolith.com/2009/12/30/patrick-stewart-knighted/ #
• I WILL have a margarita tonight. Once all my chores are done. And the kids are clean. And I do some research. And… and… and… (sigh) #
• @leannrose Pansy. in reply to leannrose #
• RT @thepioneerwoman: Are Li'l Smokies fattening? || No. Never. And anyone who says they are is lying. #
• @judalicious Really? I would think your next move would be bread. in reply to judalicious #
• Stop telling me about what's in your email. Don't do it ever again. #
• @doctorstine Nah, I just really, really don't give a shit. Nobody could. in reply to doctorstine #
• @jzeller What the hell? I still need to get my 20-dollar internet from them! in reply to jzeller #
• I think my computer is finally all-out failing. #
• @shawnblanc I'm with you there. I'm still waiting for Apple to bump up the pixels on a 13" MBP. in reply to shawnblanc #
• "I think I'll call him 'Stampy'." #
• That last tweet was in regards to my pouting son. #
• I need to stop being sick. This time is pretty damn bad. #
• Good for recovery: Arrested Development and tacos. #
• @valecp You're the only one who appreciates it. We need to hang out soon. My place, burritos and wine! in reply to valecp #
• Sorry if you've been having any issues with this weekend's audio file. I'm trying a new HTML5 plugin. It's working now. #

• Yup, I'm going to do this: http://tr.im/LujJ #
• @mantic59 Do you use the Trumper's Skin Food as a pre-shave or aftershave? in reply to mantic59 #
• Confession: I am a Minnesotan, and I don't care that the Vikings lost. #
• I have Thursday and Friday off, but the kids don't. What ought I do? #
• @doctorstine Ideally, it'd be a beer run to Texas and see my sister for the first time in about 3 years. in reply to doctorstine #
• @doctorstine I think I'd actually rather drive down. It's only about 18 hours or so. in reply to doctorstine #
• Why am I so gun shy about attempting to set up lessons again? I need the income and I like the work… #
• Am I really under-qualified to nearly anything in a higher pay bracket? #
• Playing with Wine at work. #
• I unearthed my old 40gig iPod Photo (first color screen ever!) It's like a brick compared to new stuff, but it got me through college. #
• Tomorrow couldn't come soon enough so I can stop seeing speculation about an Apple Tablet. I just want a 32 gig iPod Nano. #
• @jzeller I know. iPods change when school starts. Bummer, but I can wait. I'll wear out my old one first, I think. in reply to jzeller #
• Sweet, finally ordered new boots. It's only my 4th Winter out here and my old ones were total junk. #
• @jzeller Yikes, is that cross-platform? And what about Google Docs storage? in reply to jzeller #
• @jzeller I should read all tweets in my feed before replying. in reply to jzeller #
• It's been a while since I last cooked pasta. I don't know why. It smells great. #
• Dear God, why default to Adobe Reader on a Mac? WHY!? #
• @jzeller I knew it! in reply to jzeller #
• @jzeller Tablet needs to nail college students, note-takers, and digital textbooks. If it's $800, it's cheaper than a year's books. in reply to jzeller #
• @thepioneerwoman Homes, I believe. in reply to thepioneerwoman #
• Too much to keep track of today: Macworld Keynote, End of Semester, Promoting Lessons, Obama's SOTU, and a ton of backlogged blogging. #
• $500 iPad? Really?

  Apple wins. We can all go home now. #

• I just say: wait for textbooks to come out on this thing. Just wait. Also: e-music reader anybody? #
• @doctorstine Yup, that's not too bad. Better pricing than upping from an iPod to an iPhone… in reply to doctorstine #
• @doctorstine Would you go back to a regular phone and just keep an iPad in your bag then? in reply to doctorstine #
• (sigh) Guess I don't get to take the train tomorrow. Northstar = FAIL. #
• I figured out the solution to future outbreaks of classic, undead zombies: cremation. You can thank me with $5 donations. #zombies #
• I'm going to watch the SOTU, but won't try to live-blog. I'm eating. Will recap afterward. Not before. Recapping before is idiotic. #
• Tonight's drinking game: every time Obama says a number. #
• "I thought I'd get some applause on that one"? Way to pull a Kennedy, Obama! #
• Can we quit with the flag lapel pins yet? #
• Oh, and I guess I'm randomly live-tweeting the SOTU address. Go figure. #
• People disagree with the evidence on climate change? Do we elect intentional ignorants? #
• Why not create mathematically auto-adjusting taxes for inefficient technologies? I know it could be done. #
• A world-class education is the greatest weapon against poverty. Amen. Now, let's give every kid the same dollar, damnit! #
• I think Obama just gave Bush's old supporters the finger. #
• I can dig cutting out parts of the government. Still wish we could stop a couple of wars, though. Can we get Rupert Murdoch to pay for them? #
• Thank you for telling the Democrats to stop acting as though they are the minority, stopped by the big, bad Republicans. #
• Did he really just end the Iraq war, or has that date always been set? #
• YES! Repeal Don't Ask Don't Tell! #
• It really sounds more like he's talking to just Congress. I like that he's explaining to them why we can't stand our representatives. #
• The Republican Response: Nothing. No rebuttal or counter-ideas. I guess that's what happens when the person to counter says the plain truth. #
• Remember when Homer had the kids leave, he takes a huge breath, and it cuts to Ned saying, "That's the loudest profanity I've ever heard"? #
• I cleaned my desk, fixed its lock, and fixed the phones. Guess I should be productive now. #
• @ade3 I think funnier would be Geordi LaForge holding one in place of a PADD, but that's just me I think. in reply to ade3 #
• And now I remember why I don't like using craigslist all that much… #
• Every meal I make descends into snack food from the pantry. #
• @valecp Is that a sex thing? in reply to valecp #
• @valecp Oh yeah, that thing. It's definitely cool in reply to valecp #
• I'm catching up on Curb Your Enthusiasm, and seeing how much I'm like Larry, I've never been assaulted by a lesbian. #

My take on the State of the Union speech last night was that it sounded more like a lecture to Congress, rather than a speech for the people. I am all for that, because more than ever, it seems that the Senate and House have far more problems getting work done than Obama. And Obama is a constitutional scholar; he respects that Congress is the primary body politic of the US and that it needs the most power compared to the President and to the Supreme Court.

I am naturally a libertarian (except when it comes to children), and would lean Republican, but have yet to vote for one. I can’t see myself supporting a party overrun by Jesus with an M-16. I’ve never been able to fully support Democrats because I think they want government to do too much for us, plus I don’t much care for Unions or hippies.

So to me, the speech went well. I like to hear the ideas of rolling back the government a bit in order to, you know, pay for things we promise. And I really liked that Obama vocally disagreed with the Supreme Court (Roberts as CJ = we’ll be paying for Bush for a long, long time), and that he admonished both parties in Congress for failing to do work.

Democrats, you have a majority, do something with it. Republicans, just saying ‘no’ to everything isn’t leadership. Seriously, this is why I can’t support any of you right now. (Note: I do support Democrat Tarryl Clark for Congress in my district for so many good reasons I named above.)

It’s been interesting reading the immediate responses to the speech out in the blogosphere. The truly liberal are ragingly pissed about Obama’s concessions to cut spending and still wanting to work with Republicans. The political commentators seem wary that the speech did anything. And, well, I don’t have many conservative writers in my RSS feed because they sound as though they’re foaming at the mouth more than anything else.

Frankly, I thought Obama passing the responsibility on to Congress to get things done, particularly telling Republicans that if they have a better idea, he’d like to hear it. I think that’s a great way to call them out on their empty critiques.

I spent the speech just sitting there watching and reading a couple of other live-blogging events. There were only a couple of points that made me react. Here’s from my Twitter feed:

Did he really just end the Iraq war, or has that date always been set?

YES! Repeal Don’t Ask Don’t Tell! [I actually clapped and shouted 'Yes!' when I heard that.]

These are big deal things to me, and he had better follow through. Now, I know Obama said that combat troops would be out of Iraq, so that means we’d still have support personnel on the ground. Frankly, I see a permanent base there, similar to the leftovers of World War Two.

As for DADT, I’m excited, but the history I’ve read from other blogs is to be wary. Many things have been promised in the past to the gay community and so many went unfulfilled. But I can see DADT ending with Iraq engagement and taking care of two big shifts in the military at once.

To wrap up, I want to note the Republican response to the State of the Union. Interesting to note, Governor McDonnell gave the response before an actual assembly rather than in front of a camera in a room. It’s just different than what has been done before.

However, Governor McDonnell said nothing. The entire time, he sounded like an empty shell. I kept waiting and waiting for a single idea that could be presented as an alternative to any of Obama’s plans. I heard mention of off-shore drilling, but that was all, and Obama even hit on that himself.

So it was a non-speech. Even my wife kept repeating to me, he’s not saying anything. But according to pundits, the bar was so low, all he had to do was not cut an audible fart in front of the camera. Good job, McDonnell. At least your speech was only ten minutes so you didn’t have to worry about saying anything relevant.

• @babyrabies It's been a while since I messed with mine, but Vigilance by Strojny wasn't too big of a pain to work with. in reply to babyrabies #
• I can't help but laugh when my kids give me evil looks. Today, I have been busting a gut. #
• @JollyAndy Amen to that! in reply to JollyAndy #
• @JollyAndy Sorry, I vote for Empire Strikes Back. in reply to JollyAndy #
• "Hey! Quit trying to eat my cable modem." #
• Is Google Docs my best alternative to Office 2008? I'm looking to run only natively on my Snow Leopard computer. #
• I can't remember if I upgraded to 1password 3. #
• Oh good, my computer keeps re-indexing itself. I think it's time to shut down. #
• Know how I know it's after 3pm? I'm ready to pass out cold. #
• RT @mental_floss: Will Shortz said his all-time favorite crossword clue is "It might turn into a different story." (Answer: SPIRALSTAIRCASE) #
• Just got back from a really happy fun type of place. I'm not happier, but somehow I'm stickier. Schools are special places sometimes… #
• @jzeller Ew. in reply to jzeller #
• @jzeller Oh I did. Twice. in reply to jzeller #
• Vapid people are never amusing. #
• I am really eager to try an Office 2010 beta for Mac, just to see if it's any faster running on Cocoa. #
• Firefox 3.6 has landed. Click, click, a-booyah! #
• When your tech support guy says, 'Bring in your computer soon so it can be updated,' it means your computer will run like shit until you do. #
• I have Sleigh Ride stuck in my head. Kill. Me. Now! #
• Why is my processor fan running? Oh yeah, I have Microsoft Word open. #
• @doctorstine Also check out Flash 10.1 beta. It's definitely lighter on the processor too. in reply to doctorstine #
• @doctorstine You realize there is a beta in YouTube that uses HTML 5, right? in reply to doctorstine #
• Read this! Ta-Nehisi Coates asking Ezra Klein good questions http://tr.im/Lf2z #
• @judalicious Give yourself a pat on the back and pour one from the tap in the closet. in reply to judalicious #
• Know what really helps a headache and nausea? A toddler screaming. #

• @jzeller Yeah it was easy to set up. The only thing is that porting a number over takes a few weeks?? in reply to jzeller #
• Blog still down. Waiting on some account tech support to sort out the domain expiring. #
• Can I haz more RAM? Will trade cheezburger. #
• My site is back up and running. I believe this calls for a W00T! #
• I'm wearing new, awesome, finally comfortable shoes. Now I have to change into my ratty shoes to trudge out in the snow. Weak. #
• My daughter counting: "1, 2, 3, 6, 7, 8, 10." #
• Ever have multi-hour meetings that could be covered in 15 minutes? I'm going to go drink now. #
• Okay, I'll admit it: when my daughter says, "Thank you, Daddy," I swoon a bit. #
• @uniballSuperInk Dang. Hopefully I won't be occupied with a pair of sick kids tomorrow. =/ in reply to uniballSuperInk #
• @JollyAndy Dang, I've yet to make a dime! in reply to JollyAndy #
• House floors are cleaned. I'm now relaxing with some good old West Wing. #
• @jzeller Not anymore, nope. in reply to jzeller #
• @jzeller Yup, the boy this time. Was the girl on Tuesday/Wednesday. in reply to jzeller #
• Can Office 2008 run worse on a Snow Leopard machine? I submit that it cannot. #
• I'm excited that I got the ingredients and planned out a few meals this weekend. One might crash and burn, but that's fine by me! #

• Thrice given the runaround by Comcast reps tonight. Disappointed that they're the only fast Internet connection in town. #
• It is stupid cold out today. I'm still waiting to get feeling back in my fingers. #
• I think it's the cold that's making me so hungry. I'm aching for some hot food right now. Fingers still haven't thawed out. #
• Hooray for applying to more jobs… #
• Right now, could I lock myself in a room and write for a few hours? Please? #
• If I'm really getting sick, I'm punching someone in the face. #
• Back in the recording studio, and I do like the peace and being surrounded by technology. #
• @jzeller Studio for once. But you made me double-check. in reply to jzeller #
• Okay, WTF? For a week, by the afternoon, my throat feels like someone is closing their hand around it. Last night I could barely speak. #
• I'm looking to sell a pair of original iPhones. I don't make good use of them and the novelty has worn off. #
• I'm also looking for a good, simple, reliable flip phone for T-Mobile that's either Nokia or Motorola. Recommendations? #
• My daughter is pickpocketing me while I help her big brother. I'm totally screwed for the future… #
• @babyrabies Re 10. Yes, lame. 9. Yes, it's awful. Radio and Internet FTW. 1. Really? You're not going to come visit me in Minnesota? Boo. in reply to babyrabies #
• RT @FreeRangeKids: How much safer are car seats than seat belts for kids age 2 and up? Surprising: http://bit.ly/8V9Oav #
• OMG FFS Srsly!? #
• I haven't been able to unlock my phone for two hours, so if you sent me anything in that time, I missed it. I've switched to a new one now. #
• Oh, it's day three of being back at work, surely the boilers are running like crazy now. WRONG. I'm effing freezing again. #
• @babyrabies Considering how oranges come out on the other end, you can cut him off anytime I say. in reply to babyrabies #
• I want to start eating more fish and less red meat. Any quick, easy recipes or recommended fish to get? The less smelly the better, for M. #
• Today's best: My daughter screaming APPLESAUCE! over and over just because she can say the word. #
• @FoodWishes I meant to ask you: What type of racks you used in your candied bacon recipe? in reply to FoodWishes #
• @FoodWishes And they're safe in the oven? in reply to FoodWishes #
• Why is it so hard to get up today? I fell back to sleep 3 times. #
• If you need to daily ask me 'Does our paycheck come this week?' then you need to rethink your spending choices. #
• @jzeller I will kill you dead, my friend. in reply to jzeller #
• Seriously, are there even Windows users that still use Internet Explorer? I know Macs shouldn't because it's a form of necrophilia. #
• All new keyboards should be made with the backspace and caps lock keys switched. Thoughts? #
• Gonna go set up the Ooma. Don't ask. #
• Waffles and bacon for breakfast. Real Maple Syrup. And the waffles are brown. Homemade waffles should always be brown. Powerful yummy. #
• Umm… where'd my website go? #