More Evidence I’m a Twit
- That does it. I'm joining a polka band out here. Anyone need a clarinet player? http://bit.ly/bFJeSH #
- Finally starting to listen to this week's @podmination. Been having trouble downloading and finding time to listen. #
- I'm trying out Instapaper, but I haven't had much of a chance to use it yet. #
- $5 Pizza! #
- So many projects taken on and completed, yet they still managed to open a world of other projects to do. My kids better like shovels. #
- My whole house will be doing nap time today, no exceptions. #
- My Internet is going wonky on me this day. Don't know why. #
- If that black stuff was what I think it was, it's time to go… #
- And the girl just whacked the boy right in the face with a Wii controller. #
- I kicked my garage's ass this afternoon. It looks like I can actually do stuff AND park cars in there again! #
- Nothing like making student loan payments when you haven't actually accomplished anything. #
- It's a rainy day and the kids are cooped up together and going at each other. I hate to reward the bad behavior with a movie to sedate them. #
- My toddler just burst into tears because I yelled at her to not play with the oven. The tragedy of it all… #
- I miss keeping up with the blogosphere. I still want to be a bigger participant in it, but my kids and my backlog of housework slow me down. #
- I need a top hat. #
- Oy. Racking my brain to find a software bug. #
- Oy, the lad is already banking on times to play with the rude neighbor kid. My motivation to find a better gig and better digs. #
- My daughter can no longer hear my voice. #
- Since 10:55, my children have asked about and for lunch no less than 10 separate times. It is now 11:08. The service here is terrible. #
- Whenever an eatery is out of a condiment, you should complain as @DarthVader would. Ex: "I find your lack of sauerkraut disturbing." #
- I went through six slices of bread to feed a toddler and a six year old. Taking bets on how fast they ask for seconds. #
- RT @JollyAndy: Getting 10 hours of sleep on a Thursday night is awesome. But why didn't the cleaning faerie finish up while I was snoozing? #
- Proud moment: My daughter stacked her sandwiches in a pyramid and proclaimed them a triangle. #
- This may be the first day my toddler dodges a nap. Guess she's getting ready for school a good month early. Damn. #
- I eat more salami each day than any person should. Nay; could. #
- Seth MacFarlane was in Tooth Fairy? I don't know if I could watch Family Guy ever again. #
- I think more than anything else, I need silence. Pure, simple silence. My brain should be able to repair itself such an environment. #
- Huge storms possibly on the way. Kinda worried about my precious redbud… #