More Evidence I’m a Twit
- @babyrabies Does Español Dora interject English words then? in reply to babyrabies #
- RT @queen_emmy: Bipedalism is stupid. #
- I'm diggin' on Sharon Jones and the Dap-Kings this morning. #
- @rainnwilson How do inner-city shenanigans compare to their rural counterparts? Like when a hollerin' hootenanny devolves into shenanigans? in reply to rainnwilson #
- @kwmurphy Want to ascend to Olympus? Then shovel my driveway too! in reply to kwmurphy #
- Hey, produce sellers. If you want me to buy your apples again, don't make the stickers a bitch to remove. #
- And don't make them taste like shit. Good crap, I rarely spit out food… #
- "Parents aren't interested in justice – they want QUIET!" – Bill Cosby #
- I need some beer and hot wings flown in and some F-bombs dropped NOW! #
- @babyrabies Has he started asking for a kiss and then thanking you afterward? Yeah, this daddy right here is pretty doomed… #
- Intro to all boy questions: What's the fastest? What's the strongest? What's the biggest? What's the first? What's the loudest… #
- I just ended my last two tweets with ellipses. How coincidental… #
- …? #
- Oh and "How does [insert animal, vehicle, fantasy creature] fight?" Sometimes fielding these questions is tiring. I made it three years. #
- My wife will forever, for some reason, be Stacy's Mom to me. #
- RT @ChelseaLeeCosta: I think something good is coming. || Chinese food!?!? #
- @JollyAndy Lol, totally wish I could send that out at work! in reply to JollyAndy #
- @jzeller W00T! I'm excited for that. Wish I was involved. in reply to jzeller #
- I think I've been inspired to not only blog, but podcast as well. What should I talk about? #
- RT @rainnwilson: Remember 'compact discs'? || I've got students turning them into wall decorations! #
- RT @JollyAndy: Whoa, how did I miss this? Awesome! SIR Patrick Stewart: http://www.manolith.com/2009/12/30/patrick-stewart-knighted/ #
- I WILL have a margarita tonight. Once all my chores are done. And the kids are clean. And I do some research. And… and… and… (sigh) #
- @leannrose Pansy. in reply to leannrose #
- RT @thepioneerwoman: Are Li'l Smokies fattening? || No. Never. And anyone who says they are is lying. #
- @judalicious Really? I would think your next move would be bread. in reply to judalicious #
- Stop telling me about what's in your email. Don't do it ever again. #
- @doctorstine Nah, I just really, really don't give a shit. Nobody could. in reply to doctorstine #
- @jzeller What the hell? I still need to get my 20-dollar internet from them! in reply to jzeller #
- I think my computer is finally all-out failing. #
- @shawnblanc I'm with you there. I'm still waiting for Apple to bump up the pixels on a 13" MBP. in reply to shawnblanc #
- "I think I'll call him 'Stampy'." #
- That last tweet was in regards to my pouting son. #
- I need to stop being sick. This time is pretty damn bad. #
- Good for recovery: Arrested Development and tacos. #
- @valecp You're the only one who appreciates it. We need to hang out soon. My place, burritos and wine! in reply to valecp #
- Sorry if you've been having any issues with this weekend's audio file. I'm trying a new HTML5 plugin. It's working now. #