More Evidence I’m a Twit…
- My daughter's word for cookie: CAKE! CAAAAAAAKE! #
- Will you still need me, will you still feed me, when I'm sixty-four? #
- Sometimes it just kills me that I don't write things down when I think of them. Brilliant idea last night as I was going to bed: gone. #
- @studioaitken Just be thankful it's The Beatles. in reply to studioaitken #
- @doctorstine You bastard. in reply to doctorstine #
- I should have brought food to work. #
- @judalicious W00T! in reply to judalicious #
- Great. I just ate an expired fiber bar. Doom awaits me. #
- @judalicious M and I did steak at Jax Cafe in Minneapolis. Get the dry rub char; your taste buds will dance. in reply to judalicious #
- Sometimes, the only thing differentiating my toddler from middle-schoolers is height. #
- I'm just trying to last until my kids are in bed. At least they're still adorable. #
- How long do I wait to sneak out and grab some food and medicine? #
- Would anybody mind, or even notice, if I spent an entire week re-watching all of Battlestar Galactica? #
- Everyone better be following @FakeAPStylebook. If you don't, you're a fool. #
- Yup, my little girl is pretty. http://twitpic.com/pwvz3 #
- Happy birthday @valcp! http://twitpic.com/pxcdo #
- Happy birthday @valecp! http://twitpic.com/pxcdo #
- Slowest. Pump. Ever. #
- @doctorstine Have they expanded that to the 7 lanes each way that it needs to be yet? in reply to doctorstine #
- @doctorstine Oh yeah, you guys can build things during winter. in reply to doctorstine #
- Sudafed and Salsa, do my sinuses right. #
- Wish I got paid for doing what I enjoy doing, y'know? #
- Can I go through the preparation of a single meal without getting yelled at or asked to do something? #
- Looks like still some slow server issues for The Fry Side. #
- I have spent 2 hours this morning undermining children. #
- W00T! The joy of children: pwned. #
- @leannrose You sure it's not becoming impacted? I just had my wisdom teeth pulled when the going got rough. in reply to leannrose #
- You aren't helping a child any by doing their work for them. #
- @leannrose That was just your family saying that. in reply to leannrose #
- @doctorstine Be thankful it's not some Disney tune like I heard today and is now lodged in my brain like a bit of popcorn in my mouth. in reply to doctorstine #
- @judalicious I don't believe in Peter Pan, Frankenstein or Superman. All I want to do is– in reply to judalicious #
- FACT: Sausage > Bacon as a meat. Bacon > Sausage as a garnish. #
- I love that so much of what we tech support people do is try to eliminate people coming to talk to us. #
- @jzeller Please do not confuse fact and opinion. You'll sound like Fox News and piss off @FakeAPStylebook in reply to jzeller #
- @alyankovic Here's rootin' for you! in reply to alyankovic #
- After a long day of work, and an even longer trip to the grocery store, I turned on the classical station. They were playing Star Wars.#IMMD #
- I need to stop watching The Daily Show because I keep thinking that I could be a Congressman. #
- My one cat has laid claim to all the footrests that go to our sofas. He is now the ruler of a new Ottoman Empire. #
- @jzeller Rock on, you'll have to show me the end result. in reply to jzeller #