More Evidence I’m a Twit…
- Monday mornings should always start with a little Tower Of Power. #
- Please don't ask me tech questions while standing at a urinal. Especially about your damn home computer! #
- I'm excited to finally play my alto tonight. It's been a while. AND I'll be teaching tenor tomorrow G'booyah! #
- @leannrose Congrats! Well, except for the Taco Bell part. What the hell, Leann!? You live in TEXAS! Get some actual Mexican food. in reply to leannrose #
- Man oh man am I behind on my digital reading. I did read some Machiavelli last night, at least. #
- I hate when people use pictures in their email signatures! It makes me think there is an important attachment, but no it's a damn spruce. #
- @jzeller Ha, that's all kinds of ironical because you are one too! in reply to jzeller #
- @leannrose Two words: Taco Bell. in reply to leannrose #
- My son to a girl with a lollypop: "Hey! How'd you score that?" #IMMD #
- @leannrose I do that every three months or so. I'm kinda stupid that way. in reply to leannrose #
- @valecp Ditto. Pitcher of Kiltlifter? in reply to valecp #
- I just conquered my Chinese food like a Hun. Jabba the Hun, I think it was. #
- Note to self: get tiger tattoo. #
- Updating Windows machines = tedium. #
- And I'm home with a fever-ridden little boy again. Poor kid. #
- Motherfucking strep. #
- @JollyAndy They might as well say, "Let's synergize." in reply to JollyAndy #
- @doctorstine Man, how do I get into that kind of work? in reply to doctorstine #
- @doctorstine Dude, I don't want to play drums. I have to keep the IQ I've got! in reply to doctorstine #
- I bothered to come in to work today and there's nothing I can really do since all the labs are booked. #
- I'm really hoping Office 2010 for Mac programs load up faster… #
- @mfryer Aw, I wish. I'm nearly done, though. in reply to mfryer #
- WTT iPhone 2G for Intel Mac Mini. Takers? #
- @jzeller Then shut the hell up. Unless you know someone who's interested. in reply to jzeller #
- Oh hey, anyone want to hire me as Ambassador to Germany? I'm up for a slight career change. #
- I'm working on listing all the software I have used. Holy crap. Can I just say, "All of it that was in English"? #
- @jzeller Do what I want to do with it: turn it into a media center. in reply to jzeller #
- I sadly admit that if someone's icon isn't showing up in Tweetie, I don't read their tweets. #
- Mmm… sprinkles… #
- My daughter's eating habits are disgusting me right now. It's actually a first. #
- http://twitpic.com/omo4m #
- I think I am the only parent who hopes my kids hurt themselves so they actually learn. #
- H1N1 is pronounced "Heinie". Therefore, don't get a flu shot, drink a six-pack of Heineken. Problem = solved. #
- I gave my daughter a single cookie and now I think she's an addict. We really can't have two cookie addicts under one roof. #
- This is what I call passed out: http://twitpic.com/oplhe #
- French Toast, ironically, is a victory. #