More Evidence I’m a Twit…
- First attempt at a real margarita, 2:1:1. Freakin' tasty, and quite a bit stronger than I usually make for my tequila sunrises. Um…booyah! #
- 2nd proper margarita, leftover ribs and potatoes, I'm definitely ready to sleep soon. #
- And shit, I have laundry to fold. Stupid brilliant plan of leaving it on the bed to make sure it gets folded! #
- Waiting for Windows updates is still preferable to a midget nailing you with an upper-cut to the junk. #
- "What is this compulsion to have people over to your house and serve them food and talk to them? What a strange thing." #
- American Dad is definitely technically funnier than Family Guy (like old-school Simpsons relevant jokes). #
- Family Guy = Funny. That fact still remains. #
- @JollyAndy That. Is. Fucking. Great. in reply to JollyAndy #
- RT @feliciaday: My NASA vid is out! http://bit.ly/3fkoMT @@JollyAndy I hope you saw this. Video = damn cute! #
- @ChelseaLeeCosta So much envy, so little time… in reply to ChelseaLeeCosta #
- I like working on a stool. #
- Kids need to be done screaming now. Done, I say! #
- @valecp Aw, what's the matter? in reply to valecp #
- @valecp Need to get whisked away to the Plains? We've got a big comfy guest room! in reply to valecp #
- RT @rainnwilson: The French are weird. – #simpletruths #
- @valecp Southwest Airlines flies out here, c'mon over! in reply to valecp #
- I'm watching South Park online, and I think I miss the censors' bleeping. I think it made things funnier. #
- RT @torgospizza: Goodfeathers #movies4birds #animaniacs #imissgoodcartoons [Amen to that!] #
- I went to bed at 10. Why the heck am I tired? And why are the kids roughing it too?? C'mon now world, give me two more sick-free days! #
- Once again having AIM connection issues at work. Odd. #
- Aaaaand I spoke too soon. Bah. #
- Listening to Charles Mingus to get my blood pumping and my feed jumping. #
- If I hear my son clear his throat or cough for the hundredth time in two minutes, I'm going to snap. Stop talking for a damn minute! #
- Seriously, don't tell me about the spam that makes it to your inbox! Not anyone. Not ever. #
- @valecp Dumbass is setting the bar too high. in reply to valecp #
- When I went into the bathroom it was dark and cloudy. When I came out, it was bright and sunny. I didn't think I performed an exorcism. #
- I told the bot he can't have dinner so now he's stuck his head between the couch cushions. #
- It's before 7 on a Saturday morning, and, having already showered and shaved, I am now making migas. #
- @doctorstine Aw damnit, I meant boy. Stupid phone. in reply to doctorstine #
- It's 7am, and I think my 18 month old daughter just yelled, "Where the hell is my damn breakfast?" #
- Happy Halloween from Minnesota. Enjoy the snow! #