More Evidence I’m a Twit…
- I've hit my head so many times today that I'm surprised I can remember my own name. #
- Coping with my lack of intelligence is becoming increasingly difficult. #
- You know you've turned into a grownup when you're excited by a new washer and dryer or a new mower. #
- Finally up and showered by 6! #
- I cooked and consumed a proper breakfast burrito before the kids got up today. I. Am. Awesome. #
- Anyone have advice on a decent plug-in stick vacuum that also has a crevice tool? It's just for my linoleum kitchen and a high chair. #
- Anyone used this: Bissell Versus 76T8? #
- I wonder how many times I can say 'quit picking your nails' in the next five minutes. I bet I can beat 30! #
- My day has suddenly turned very ugly. #
- The inside of a blueberry is odd-looking. #
- Why have I been drawing a blank for days on just what to teach in my lesson plan? #
- @valecp Oh la la! in reply to valecp #
- Phrase of the year: "Stop sitting on the kitty!" #
- I really can't wait to get my shipment of razor blades. Cutting up my face isn't cool. #
- Woah woah woah. It's July? No, no, no, not cool… (though it's not supposed to get over 80 through the weekend). #
- @artofmanliness Old carved side table with lamp. Table has small stack of books and a coaster for your drink of choice on the rocks. in reply to artofmanliness #
- Washers and dryers also have the New Car Smell. It throws me off a bit. #
- My 5 year old son is sending his first text message with my iPhone. What a strange world he will grow up in compared to mine. #
- My lawn smells like fresh cut grass. Odd. #
- My daughter is nothing but a screaming spoonful of sunshine today. #
- Who wants to come over and play with my son so he doesn't keep getting into trouble because he's lonely? #
- @aagblog I say there is nothing wrong with the double-space habit. When the heck did it change, anyway? in reply to aagblog #
- @mfryer Aw, come home! We miss you. in reply to mfryer #
- Boy's text to Mommy, "QuEen mom I zebra at the zoo ? !" That's priceless. #
- More talent = more reverb! #
- Celebrate 10 years of Moonfruit and win a MacBook Pro http://bit.ly/96bxC #moonfruit #
- Free concert in Anoka, bring your lawn chair and get a root beer float! At water park on 7th. #
- I'm totally kicking the shit out of a Windows compy using my Mac lappy. Ich bin der Mann! #
- I am catching up on blogs while zeroing out data on a virus-laden PC hard drive. What a kind fellow I am. #
- I think Cul de Sac is my favorite living comic strip. http://tr.im/qXx6 #
- Now running Windows updates. Who the heck knows when I'll get around to actually loading up the pictures and music I saved last night… #
- @valecp /agree in reply to valecp #